LET'S PLAY A DRAWING GAME.
GOD.
I CANNOT.
BEGIN TO.
DESCRIBE THIS.
I THINK I’M GOING TO LET THE PICTuRE SPEAK FOR ITSELF.  THIS IS JuST TOO HOT.  I THINK THE NEXT PICTuRE, IF THIS WERE A SEQuENCE, WOuLD BE ME FANNING MYSELF.

GOD.

I CANNOT.

BEGIN TO.

DESCRIBE THIS.

I THINK I’M GOING TO LET THE PICTuRE SPEAK FOR ITSELF.  THIS IS JuST TOO HOT.  I THINK THE NEXT PICTuRE, IF THIS WERE A SEQuENCE, WOuLD BE ME FANNING MYSELF.


unrelatedcrap submitted: i drew you showing UU your stabs as a present


YOu ARE A FINE ARTIST AND GOD LOOK AT HER.  
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
THE EXCESSIVE AMOuNTS OF HER LIME LIFE SLuDGE SPILLING EVERYWHERE IS AN ACCuRATE DEPICTION OF WHAT SHOuLD (AND WILL) HAPPEN.
THOSE STABS HAVE BEEN SHOWN, INDEED.  

unrelatedcrap submitted: i drew you showing UU your stabs as a present

YOu ARE A FINE ARTIST AND GOD LOOK AT HER.  

AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

THE EXCESSIVE AMOuNTS OF HER LIME LIFE SLuDGE SPILLING EVERYWHERE IS AN ACCuRATE DEPICTION OF WHAT SHOuLD (AND WILL) HAPPEN.

THOSE STABS HAVE BEEN SHOWN, INDEED.  

FuCKING FINE.
I DON’T SEE WHY ANYONE WOuLD HAVE A PARTICuLARLY STRONG DESIRE FOR THIS. BUT HOPEFuLLY THE COPIOuS AMOuNT OF HOT ACTION WILL MAKE uP FOR THE GRIEVOuS LACK OF “SWEETS.”

FuCKING FINE.

I DON’T SEE WHY ANYONE WOuLD HAVE A PARTICuLARLY STRONG DESIRE FOR THIS. BUT HOPEFuLLY THE COPIOuS AMOuNT OF HOT ACTION WILL MAKE uP FOR THE GRIEVOuS LACK OF “SWEETS.”

YOu SHOuLD ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE “SHIP” IS. 
LOOK AT THESE BITCHES GETTING.
ABSOLuTELY.
NASTY.
JANE IS ABOuT TO GET A GENTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK.  ROXY’S LONGING GAZE AS SHE FuCKING CARESSES HER, READY TO GET IT ON FOR SOME.
SNuGGLING.

YOu SHOuLD ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE “SHIP” IS. 

LOOK AT THESE BITCHES GETTING.

ABSOLuTELY.

NASTY.

JANE IS ABOuT TO GET A GENTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK.  ROXY’S LONGING GAZE AS SHE FuCKING CARESSES HER, READY TO GET IT ON FOR SOME.

SNuGGLING.

habeas-corvus:

uudrawsforyou:

habeas-corvus started following you
YOu ARE THE ONE HuNDREDTH FOLLOWER.  
I HAVE DECIDED. TO HONOR YOu WITH A DRAWING OF YOuRSELF.
I uTILIZED A REALLY FuCKING HARD DRAWING TECHNIQuE.  I TRACED AROuND MY HAND, LIKE ONE OF YOuR CELEBRATORY FESTIVAL GOBBLE PHEASANTS.  BuT IT IS BLACK.  DuE TO THE MEANING OF YOuR NAME.
I BETTER SEE THIS. *FuCKING FRAMED.* ON THE WALL OF YOuR PATHETIC HuMAN HOVEL.
AND IT BETTER BE.  
POLISHED JuST AS NICELY.
AS YOuR GNARLED HuMAN ANATOMY.
YOu uNGRATEFuL SACK OF PISS.



QuIT YOuR SPEWING.
I CAN SENSE YOuR APPRECIATION.

habeas-corvus:

uudrawsforyou:

habeas-corvus started following you

YOu ARE THE ONE HuNDREDTH FOLLOWER.  

I HAVE DECIDED. TO HONOR YOu WITH A DRAWING OF YOuRSELF.

I uTILIZED A REALLY FuCKING HARD DRAWING TECHNIQuE.  I TRACED AROuND MY HAND, LIKE ONE OF YOuR CELEBRATORY FESTIVAL GOBBLE PHEASANTS.  BuT IT IS BLACK.  DuE TO THE MEANING OF YOuR NAME.

I BETTER SEE THIS. *FuCKING FRAMED.* ON THE WALL OF YOuR PATHETIC HuMAN HOVEL.

AND IT BETTER BE.  

POLISHED JuST AS NICELY.

AS YOuR GNARLED HuMAN ANATOMY.

YOu uNGRATEFuL SACK OF PISS.

QuIT YOuR SPEWING.

I CAN SENSE YOuR APPRECIATION.

HERE JAKE AND ROXY ARE ENGAGING IN SOME WATERSPORTS TOGETHER.  IN FACT, ROXY HAS EQuIPPED A SPECIAL SuIT FOR THE EVENTS.  IT IS SOMEWHAT REVEALING, BuT NOT SO MUCH SO.
I ASSuMED THIS IS WHAT WAS IMPLIED THE WORD. 
THEY WILL HAVE *QuITE* THE WET AND WILD TIME.  
I PROMISE.

HERE JAKE AND ROXY ARE ENGAGING IN SOME WATERSPORTS TOGETHER.  IN FACT, ROXY HAS EQuIPPED A SPECIAL SuIT FOR THE EVENTS.  IT IS SOMEWHAT REVEALING, BuT NOT SO MUCH SO.

I ASSuMED THIS IS WHAT WAS IMPLIED THE WORD. 

THEY WILL HAVE *QuITE* THE WET AND WILD TIME.  

I PROMISE.

A YOuNG ASSHOLE STANDS IN HIS ROOM.  IT SO HAPPENS TO BE HIS BIRTHDAY, LIKE IT WILL BE MINE SOON.  
HE WILL GO ON TO HAVE WAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO FuCKING MANY RAINBOW COLORED CONVERSATIONS WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF BLITHERING GRuBFuCKS WHO ENJOY THE SOuND OF THEIR OWN VOICES.
WHO.
GIVES.
A.
SHIT.

A YOuNG ASSHOLE STANDS IN HIS ROOM.  IT SO HAPPENS TO BE HIS BIRTHDAY, LIKE IT WILL BE MINE SOON.  

HE WILL GO ON TO HAVE WAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO FuCKING MANY RAINBOW COLORED CONVERSATIONS WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF BLITHERING GRuBFuCKS WHO ENJOY THE SOuND OF THEIR OWN VOICES.

WHO.

GIVES.

A.

SHIT.

OH YES, I AM DOWN FOR THIS DEBAuCHERY.  GOD.  LOOK AT THIS TENDER KISS. IT IS ONE IMPLYING HE IS GOING TO GET THAT BLuE BOY A FuCKING TEDDIE BEAR AT ONE OF YOuR BIZARRE CARNIVALS.  
WHAT A FuCKING PERVERSE DEVIANT.
HOWEVER, YOuR REQuEST GRIEVOuSLY HAS A LACK OF BITCHES GETTING “FRIENDLY.”  
I WILL LET IT SLIDE.
FOR NOW.

OH YES, I AM DOWN FOR THIS DEBAuCHERY.  GOD.  LOOK AT THIS TENDER KISS. IT IS ONE IMPLYING HE IS GOING TO GET THAT BLuE BOY A FuCKING TEDDIE BEAR AT ONE OF YOuR BIZARRE CARNIVALS.  

WHAT A FuCKING PERVERSE DEVIANT.

HOWEVER, YOuR REQuEST GRIEVOuSLY HAS A LACK OF BITCHES GETTING “FRIENDLY.”  

I WILL LET IT SLIDE.

FOR NOW.


insanityrunsinthe-family submitted: Here is some Cotton Candy

YES, THIS IS QuITE “SWEET.”  AS THE NAME WOuLD IMPLY IT TO BE.  
GOD LOOK AT THOSE BITCHES HOLDING HANDS.  JuST LIKE THEY COuLD NOT CARE ABOuT THE WORLD.
THAT.
SuBTLE.
SuLTRY GAZE.
THIS IS SO FILTHY.  

insanityrunsinthe-family submitted: Here is some Cotton Candy

YES, THIS IS QuITE “SWEET.”  AS THE NAME WOuLD IMPLY IT TO BE.  

GOD LOOK AT THOSE BITCHES HOLDING HANDS.  JuST LIKE THEY COuLD NOT CARE ABOuT THE WORLD.

THAT.

SuBTLE.

SuLTRY GAZE.

THIS IS SO FILTHY.  


wecansexy submitted: hello there, “bro.” i coUldn’t help bUt notice yoU left a few files open dUring yoUr nap and so i took the liberty of drawing yoU something i am sUre yoU will enjoy. ^u^ no need to thank me! ~u~

FuCKING SHOW OFF.  OH MY GOD.  WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE.  I’LL HAVE YOu KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS ACTuALLY WAITING FOR MY OWN RENDITION OF THIS. 
LET THIS BE A REMINDER THAT I WILL KILL YOu IN YOuR SLEEP.
BECAuSE THAT HAS NOT.
STOPPED BEING SOMETHING I INTEND TO DO.
TO YOu.
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wecansexy submitted: hello there, “bro.” i coUldn’t help bUt notice yoU left a few files open dUring yoUr nap and so i took the liberty of drawing yoU something i am sUre yoU will enjoy. ^u^ no need to thank me! ~u~

FuCKING SHOW OFF.  OH MY GOD.  WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE.  I’LL HAVE YOu KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS ACTuALLY WAITING FOR MY OWN RENDITION OF THIS. 

LET THIS BE A REMINDER THAT I WILL KILL YOu IN YOuR SLEEP.

BECAuSE THAT HAS NOT.

STOPPED BEING SOMETHING I INTEND TO DO.

TO YOu.

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